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You had WHAT tattooed on your chest? Goatse!? WTF!?!

6 months 2 weeks ago • 293 views

*WARNING* Disgusting and NSFW ahead. Click to see the ultimate in sleazy tattoos.
Why the hell would anyone want that on their chest?

Don't blame me if you puke.

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Thats... thats gotta be photoshop. No one is that fucking crazy and still alive.

written by darkrowan

| 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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He aint gonna be doing the missionary.

written by Thylan

| 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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yer wrong darkrowan, I gotta good pal here in Texas...in Austin...his first tat was a full back tattoo of a baby riding a tricycle, rattle in hand, with "HELL" embossed on the nameplate on the front, bursting out of a flaming, bloody wound, with a rattle in one hand, the other on the handlebars.....wayyyy more twisted than skinny's here.

He and his wife have tattooed wedding bands

He has another tat wackier than the one I described. Father of a 5-yr old, and dedicated pop and hubby-one of the most laid-back fellas you'd ever have the pleasure of knowing.....

written by choggie

| 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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took me a minute to even tell wtf it was, at all.

looks to me like a 9-year-old drew on his chest, with Crayola markers.

written by my15minutes

| 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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knew someone up north who had a tatt of her arm sinews. Saw it myself and had a hard time grasping what I was looking at until she explained it to me.

written by smibbo

| 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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It's amazing how desensitized you can get. My main reaction was, "goatsee. yeah. lame. move along."

written by oxdottir

| 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Goatse! You REALLY need to put that on the link title... 1st rule of Goatse, People don't let other people Goatse unknowingly. There are bells that can't be unrung my friend. *discuss if i could...REALLY I urge you to change the title to add Goatse.

written by youdiejoe

| 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Thanks! I had tried to go my entire life without having to see that image...oh well.

written by youdiejoe

| 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Oh well. Just be glad it wasn't the real thing!

written by MarineGunrock

| 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Now he just needs a matching 2g1c still frame on his back.

written by Zeph

| 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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I'm going to thinly fillet my skin into a flipbook held in tact by one remaining side and tattoo each flap of skin with one frame of 2girls1cup. The end result will be the first animated tattoo.

written by rottenseed

| 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Ohhhh! It's Goatse! Well that explains it.

I couldn't understand what all the commotion was about. I thought it was just supposed to be hands opening up his chest to reveal his heart.

I am so dense sometimes. (Most times, actually.)

written by lucky760

| 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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what i can't understand, is how proud he looks, like "Yeah, check my tat, bitch"

written by MINK

| 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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this is totally photoshopped. the sides give it away. right where it gets hard to make it look realistic it fades off. and look how crazy off-center it is on his chest; he'd seriously want that whole right hand over half his chest?

you've fucked around with photoshop, right MG? never put tattoos on people? its a fucking snap.