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The Foot Fist Way Premiere!
posted by blankfist 1 week 2 days ago • 146 views
This weekend I hooked up with some good friends and checked out a private screening of THE FOOT FIST WAY at the Archlight. It was just as funny this past Sunday as it was when I saw it in 2006! This is a must see that's coming out on the 31st of May!

Anyhow, it was great times. I got trashed and laughed my ass off. Will Ferrell and Adam McKay opened the screening with my friends Jody Hill, Danny McBride and Ben Best. We tried to get a picture of Ferrel and McKay, but missed the opportunity. Anyhow, we have tons of other great pictures...

And here are some pictures from that night that I took (click for larger versions):


The one sheet at the Archlight. The tag line is genius: "A story of a man who teaches people how to kick other people in the face."





The one sheet beside THE DARK KNIGHT! How freakin' cool?!



I laughed really hard when I realized they effed up the movie title on the ticket.



Some promotional picture. The party was thrown by the Onion. We received some sweet swag that night.



My good friend and DP of the movie, Brian Mandle [left]. [right: me] I'm pretending he's the biggest douchebag in the world! He's not. He's an awesome guy.



The editor of The Foot Fist Way, Zene Baker. He's also editing my film, which I'm super happy about. Here, he's looking at me as if I'm the biggest douche in the world.



This is David Cook. An old buddy of mine and the producer of The Foot Fist Way. In no way is that kiss gay! It was meant to make him uncomfortable!



My gf and me! Blurry and drunk.



I don't know Jonah Hill personally, but he obviously knows my friends who made The Foot Fist Way. Though, I'll tell you this much: he was super cool. I asked for him to look at me as if I was the biggest douche in the universe, yet he refused. Sure, it's largely due to his public image (how would it be if that picture ended up on the cover of People magazine!). Anyhow, like I said, I don't know him, and I took the picture with him because I thought he was super awesome in Superbad and Forgetting Sarah Marshall.



I asked my friend Ben Best to pretend I was the largest douche in the world. His expression is priceless! But what's really hilarious is the guy in the back. We don't know who that is, but we think it's Will Ferrel's brother, Pat Ferrel. He decided to sneak into the photo. Awesome. Ben Best was in the 'Period Blood' Superbad scene with Jody: http://www.videosift.com/video/Someone-perdioded-on-my-fucking-leg
That video is dead now, unfortunately.




Here again I asked my bud Danny McBride to pretend I'm the biggest douche in the world. This is his reaction. Hilarious. I'm hamming it up. He's currently shooting the Land of the Lost movie. He's been doing well for himself appearing in Hotrod, the Heartbreak Kid, All the Real Girls (that was for you Sarzy), Tropic Thunder, Drillbit Taylor, etc. Wow, he's doing well for himself!



And here's me passed out after the drunken madness with Del Taco wrappers covering my body... okay, okay, this picture is obviously fake, but I was well hammered after that night.

I tried to catch up with Jody, but he was gone after the film. Anyhow, you can see other pictures from that night at IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0492619/mediaindex


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You
posted by blankfist 3 weeks 1 day ago • 120 views

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LOLZCATS
posted by blankfist 3 weeks 2 days ago • 150 views
I know e'rybody on here has an aversion to the memes of the intertubes, but the lolzcats videos kill me every time. They never get old (to me). Anyhow, this is a pretty funny lolzcat video, though the only part you really need to watch is up until the 3rd image. That took me by surprise. Hilarious.


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Why do some people think they're funny?
posted by blankfist 3 weeks 4 days ago • 161 views
What compels people to make crap like this and post it for the world to see?


Flash Dummy from charliesteadman on Vimeo.
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New Hulk One-Sheet...
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This is exactly why man created art...
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For All You Comic Fans! Retro is back in Deadpool #11!
posted by blankfist 1 month 3 weeks ago • 104 views


From IO9.com: "In Deadpool #11, the eponymous main character gets lost in time and ends up trapped in an 1960s issue of Amazing Spider-Man (#47, to be exact), interacting not only with that era's characters but also actual dialogue written by Stan Lee way back when. The result is a "Forest Gumping" of a fan-favorite era that parodies the excesses and stupidity with genuine affection mixed in with a healthy amount of snark, unlike the more usual cynical ripping off and trashing of fondly-remembered reputations."

This looks amazing! Read more here: link
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2001: A Moviegoing Oddyssey
posted by blankfist 2 months 1 week ago • 150 views


Last night the Egyptian was playing a 70mm print of 2001: A Space Odyssey, so I headed up to Hollywood with a friend to check it out. I have never seen a 70mm print of 2001, so I was really excited. Unfortunately, the print was aging poorly. It had a not-so-obvious pink glow to it and most of the reels had dirt and scratches on them. At the beginning of the screening, an announcer warned of a slight clicking that would be heard during a portion of the movie before the intermission. It was there but not distracting enough to ruin the experience for me.

Speaking of ruining the moviegoing experience, I really hate seeing movies in Los Angeles, because the audience almost always does just that. They're either talking or texting or on the phone or kicking backs of seats or something that detracts from the moviegoing experience. And, this screening was no different. Behind me, a father brought his young boy to see this Kubrick classic, and throughout almost the entire picture the little boy talked to his father, and the father never told him to be quiet. Not once. This isn't odd behavior in LA, because people out here tend to believe the theater is their living room.

Now, if you're familiar with 2001's opening, you know there's a short overture at the very beginning before the movie starts. During this overture there's only a black screen with white type that reads OVERTURE (and of course music is playing). The projectionist being a romantic for classic theatrical presentations kept the house lights up at a dim level and turned the projection lamp off so the white on black overture screen was not visible, yet we could still hear the music. This is how they used to do intermissions, as well.

Well, immediately, the annoying LA audience members who were not familiar with the movie's opening started pointing fingers at the lights and started looking back at the projectionist window as if to make aware the issue to some oblivious usher. Eventually, someone in the row directly behind me (I think it was the father of the boy) yelled, "TURN OFF THE LIGHTS AND TURN ON THE SCREEN!" As if this was as simple as hitting the power button on the remote in his living room. Suddenly, some audience member yelled back, "It's the overture, you asshole!" Half of the theater (the half who knew of the overture) whistled and clapped and roared, including me. I actually held up my hands as I clapped so the douche behind me could see how much I enjoyed seeing him taken down a notch or two.

Anyhow, I just felt like sharing. I laughed pretty hard about that for the rest of the night. And even thought it wasn't a beautiful print of 2001, it was still 2001 and it was still in 70mm! Fun times.
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Fred Simmons
posted by blankfist 2 months 2 weeks ago • 577 views
Tonight on Conan, the great Fred Simmons will be demonstrating Tae Kwon Do. This is for the upcoming film THE FOOT FIST WAY, which is one of the most ingeniously funny movies to come out in a long, long time. Set your TIVOs!



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May the ROCK be with you...
posted by blankfist 2 months 3 weeks ago • 225 views

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My Recent Project
posted by blankfist 2 months 4 weeks ago • 263 views
Because I was giving MarineGunrock so much shit for not looking like what I expected, I thought I'd upload some pictures of myself from my recent film shoot. It was a 18 day shoot. We shot using the Panasonic HVX200 HD camera, which is a pretty amazing pro-sumer camera for the money. I'd list the title of the film, but we're in the process or retitling it.

Here you go, MarineGunrock. Here's your chance to make fun of me!

... more inside ...
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Indiana Trailer on Yahoo!
posted by blankfist 3 months ago • 357 views
A new teaser trailer is out for the upcoming Indiana Jones movie.


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If you are reading this, then you're not reading the text below...
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Now you are reading the text below but not the text above.
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john Stossel interviews Ron Paul, full interview.
posted by blankfist 5 months ago • 159 views
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THIS VIDEO IS CURRENTLY DOWN.

Sorry But, in the meantime, if you'd like to read about voter fraud in Ohio, you can read this. http://www.democracynow.org/2007/12/17/harvey_wasserman_on_new_ohio_voting
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I know Grimm posted up snippets of this, but here's the entire interview for all to enjoy. This interview was only released on the internet. ABC News refuses to air it on 20/20.


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Join the Revolution
posted by blankfist 5 months ago • 185 views
I thought this was an interesting video. Someone should consider sifting it. Man, it feels good to watch those Ron Paul numbers rise and rise and rise. I donated twice and it felt great. Enjoy.


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