
Happy 4th of July!
[edit] I'm confused by some of the comments in this blog. You're drinking and loving... independence? That's a very bizarre comment, dag.

|
| |
|
Buckets of Intellectual A$$ GR@V33 ![]() Happy 4th of July! [edit] I'm confused by some of the comments in this blog. You're drinking and loving... independence? That's a very bizarre comment, dag. |
Charter Member Blog Tools Are you ingesting what I'm spewing?
Latest Blog Entries by blankfist
Blog Archive for blankfist
Latest Blog Entries Most Viewed Blogs Most Active Blogs |
and if you want the performance to continue... here's the rest of purple haze http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIvs4j4IniA
or
http://www.videosift.com/video/Jimi-Hendrix-The-Star-Spangled-Banner
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=39c_1246725474
wwII vet tells stories.
Happy Fourth!!!
Now I'm off to the store.. gonna mix Sunny-D, with vodka and grape drink. Call it the Gheto Bomb. >D
Today, we march down and take america back for the commonwealth!
While they're all enjoying their watered down beer and "Am-ur-eh-kin" beef, we shall strike!
The nation will be completely wasted in their celebration, and be seeing double. We can use this to our advantage and have our army look twice as large as it actually is.
Depending on the level of their drunken stupor, we may be able to pretend we have a form of weapon of mass destruction if we all yell "BOOM" Loud enough, and at the same time.
We'll catch them off-guard and take new york first, and write graffiti on the statue of liberty if someone can ask to borrow a boat. (Remember, they're drunk, odds are they won't mind.)
We will then move across the east coast, taking them individually until we get down to texas.. They can somewhat hold their beer down there and have guns, we should probably just leave them the fuck alone.
After we've taken the entire east coast, We'll probably be quite tired and will have lost track of our goal, so I say we just detour to Disneyland and call it a day.
After we're through at disneyland, odds are they'll have taken notice, and the only way out will be to Canoe across the Atlantic, and into our British motherland, who will then hopefully protect us until everything back in north america has cooled down.
Happy 4th, ya bunch of rednecks.