A night of inspired debaucheries with two genius', laughing their asses silly....Now we need a similarly enthusiastic comic book artist, to work on storyboards for the epic that unfolds, on a planet that Superman would leave for MYTZLPLK's dimension, rather than get involved.....


Top Ten Motherfuckers You Would Raise From The Dead & Give Superhuman Powers to

11. Walt Disney- while within range, of any living , non-human , he has the power to turn the unfortunate creature, into a random interpretation of the psyche of any number of humans, who happen to get in his way-

10. Ed Wood Jr.-Power to cause any man, to heartily embrace his feminine side

9.. Princess Di-
(The power to appear to any man that she is the most beautiful woman they had ever seen, while at the same time making his dick shrivel



8.Mr .Rodgers-Ability to make anyone in his vicinity, comfortable with who they are, and the ability to see their own self worth, (but only once a day for thirty minutes).


7.Emperor Norton-while within range, the average person will find themselves immersed in an alternate reality, that is Emperor Norton’s paradigm.

6. Elvis Aaron Presley
Has the ability, to turn peanut butter and banana sandwiches, ..into bricks.

5.Nikola Tesla- Has the ability to generate unlimited power, with enough titties in his face, by spinning Thomas Edison in his grave, at rotational vectors approaching the speed of light…



4.Adolf Hitler and the power to restore foreskins….but only on his knees wearing a bunny suit

3.Doc Holiday-Never runs out of ammo, nor is there loss of edge on his blade, and exudes an unlimited supply of coke and N2O, from any pore on his body...

2. Mark Twain-Sam Clemens-Ability to keep Doc holiday occupied, and otherwise distracted….

*.1. R.Buckminster Fuller-Will Realize his power when he comes up with a way to use Tesla’s corpse-generator, to get him the fuck off the planet for which he once saw unlimited human potential…..

* See Plan B

Yog-Sothoth Freed from Pentagon

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Wiki is great fun.... kinna like balloon animals.....leave em around for too long, and they make you remember how drunk you were at yer first encounter with the opposite sex....

I had originally intended this blogpost to be some idyllic proposal for the State of Texas' jumping off the roller-coaster of the obviously distorted, manipulated, and  abused world economy, before we reach the next loop-de-loop-I have lived in a few western States, Cali, Oregon, Colorado, and in those days of escape from the Malaysian summers and my own bullshit thought the pastures greener where the weather was, well, not Houston in the summer-All things relative to perception, I have now decided that if and when the shit hits the fan, Texas is a fine place to disappear into, though nothing beats the untouched expanses of British Columbia or Alaska.

What to do about making some changes for the good of all mankind, and not simply being satisfied with switching on the survival circuit and letting the all-time loser, steal the handle.. A hearty advocate of independence, freedom from opression physically, mentally, and spiritually, I have always embraced the idea of being able to bail on this little experiment called the USA, should the shit get stacked so high that the stink becomes part of the natural breeze.

 

Well kids, open the front door of your insulated minds, and look around-not only should you, "Throw Away Your TV"..you need to be marching down to the station and doing what any good military coop commander does, when they want to get their message out and keep it real-Burn the motherfucker down-and control the only one still on air!

Here's a bit of an excerpt form one man's take on Texas History, relative to secession.

Many assert (without necessarily advocating the act) that Texas can secede from the Union. Based on the fact that the U.S. Constitution does not prohibit secession, some would interpret any state’s status as part of the United States as being voluntary. Supporting this view is language in the original Texas Constitution of 1836, which was repeated in the post-Reconstruction Texas Constutiton of 1876, declaring that, “(The people) have at all times the inalienable right to alter their government in such manner as they might think proper.”

A U.S. Supreme Court decision rendered in 1869 seems to obviate these persistent claims to sovereignty. Commenting on its 5-3 decision on Texas v. White, Chief Justice Salmon Chase stated that the Union is “composed of indestructable states,” and established on behalf of the high court of the land that secession is illegal.

Exactly how the division of the Lone Star State into smaller states is tied to the issue of secession may be lost to the vagaries of history, or perhaps, vagaries of logic. It is, however, only the stuff of legend, as the state’s annexation treaty did not include any provision to secede.

As much as the author, a Texan, loves and honors the United States, it is much too distressing to concede in print that Texas cannot, after all, lawfully secede. As Patrick Henry may have said were he a Texan, “Give me liberty or give me vagaries.”

 Since "legally" we can't really check-out w/o some real difficulty, I propose a radically saner approach-Mob has always ruled for small durations, hell, go to a fotball match and watch a lot of hind-brainers going apeshit, fans and cops included-The powers behind the puppets have many useful dopes, who for the sake of power, position, and prominence (ego), have sold the entire world a bill of goods, and they are really wanting to call their iinvestment in empire in, at all our expense-here's what choggie would do, to save one beautiful, self-contained and self-sufficient land mass with the handle:

 

 

With one of the richest cultural legacies on the planet, China, we stand in awe of your contributions and longevity. Your collective will and determination to continue in the face of dificulty, retrograde government control, inhumanity to fellow man and human rights issues, remains unparalled.

 

However....We can no longer abide, your manufacture and distribution of useless plastic crap, in all her many forms, sizes, shapes and sizes. Your ability to get this shit into the hands of the world, in particular,  western countries Like the USA, Mexico, and Canada, has been greatly increased by our leaders' systematic undoing of our oun infrastructure, outsourcing jobs, and most of all, entities like Walmart, with a business model that best resembles, the insatiable appetite of a Black Hole, sucking everything into the vortice, as it nears.

 

Fuck the cheap, plastic, poorly-constructed and useless shit that your people slave away to produce and distribute.(but not the illegal aliens that pour into the United States, they love your cheap shit) We don't need it, are told we want it, by another entity, deserving of death and torture, the marketing tendrils of broadcast media, who have a special place reserved for them in the torturous nether-regions of some lightless abyss.

 

Awww fuck it. Nevermind.....guess we'll just have to see how it plays out....too late for whining about it, we're too far down the esophagus and swimming in digestive juices...(think I'll go play on the Wal-Mart intercom some more......)
 

 

 

Here's a dandy Ol' Chicago wrote on a cocktail napkin-

S. 2433: Global Poverty Act of 2007-Introduced,Dec 7, 2007

DECLARATION OF POLICY.

It is the policy of the United States to promote the reduction of global poverty, the elimination of extreme global poverty, and the achievement of the Millennium Development Goal of reducing by one-half the proportion of people worldwide, between 1990 and 2015, who live on less than $1 per day.

 

And what would the child who when he was in third grade wrote an essay saying that he wanted to become president,  (his teacher later told the Chicago Tribune that she was not sure what country he wanted to become president of but that he wrote that his reason was that he wanted to "make everybody happy.") do, to make America less impoverished??

 

Would he, bring back industry to the United States, perhaps, place tarrifs on consumer goods coming from other countries like automobiles? Most likely not. Would he focus on educating the inner-city youth, so they don't become shit-thinkers and create the type of person who would commit a crime with a handgun?? Nahh, just get rid of em'-after all, look what guns did for Chicago in the thirties...

 

here's some quotes:

"There are “two realities to gun culture in this country,” a rural tradition of hunting and “self-protection” and the “reality of urban crime and guns used to initiate violence.”

"“I think there is a right to bear arms. I think that right is also constrained by the interest in making sure that 34 Chicago schoolchildren don’t get shot on the streets during any given school year,” he said."

There's another reality regarding guns, that shaped and continues to shape America. Above us, the Hinterlands where, no one needs guns, there's no bear, wolverines, or rugged terrain in Canada, huh? Below us, a corrupt machine with some of the strictest gun laws in the world, bar none, not unlike the wankeroonies across the pond, who have all but sold their souls to the "Guns R bad, m'kay" legend of their fall.....

On the day after another media opportunity, and another school shooting, one need not ask why statements are made which use senseless tragedy as the whore, by another agenda-happy stockboy groomed for use-His "two realities" are sophomoric, especially with regards to the right of the people under article 4 of the Bill of Rights-Regardless of how far the strain of the systematic povertization of America is carried out, through the disolving borders, moralaities, ethics etc. (culture's degradation is but a mirror of the machine's), there's no goddamn way people in this country will give up gun ownership, or the ability to manufacture their own ordinance and ammunition should they take that route.

Another State Socialist Fascist, and you kids just ooooh and ahhhh over him......Hillary's a bit  more transparent.