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I came up with a killer new invention:
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I just scanned the design plans. Half fork, half knife. Enough said.
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Okay, you have my attention, but... Tell me, how do you hold this "knork" without the "good for cutting the food" part cutting into your skin?
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My design team is still looking into that.
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perfect apparatus to market alongside my "asbestos dinner gloves"
They're sleek! they're fashionable! They're for preventing the knork from slicing you open!
Yes, looking good never felt so safe!
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Well, assuming that we're looking at the front, this is for lefties. Hooray lefty!
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make it even more distinctive, with an extra prong-
how about a 3-in-one utensil, incorporate the spoon and knife, in one end-call it the messerspork!
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Oh, by the way, nice sketch, yer court-appointed psychiatrist would be pulling reference books down if he had it.....
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I'm looking into incorporate a spoon into it. My research team has shown that it could increase awesomeness by 112%
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I think the only place this might get you laid would be in jail. Sorry.
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What exactly are you planning on doing with Derek Jeter once you buy him?
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They're sleek! they're fashionable! They're for preventing the knork from slicing you open!
Yes, looking good never felt so safe!
how about a 3-in-one utensil, incorporate the spoon and knife, in one end-call it the messerspork!