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I came up with a killer new invention:
posted by dw1117 2 years 4 weeks ago • 877 views
I just scanned the design plans. Half fork, half knife. Enough said.


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Okay, you have my attention, but... Tell me, how do you hold this "knork" without the "good for cutting the food" part cutting into your skin?


written by lucky760  | 2 years 4 weeks ago | CH
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My design team is still looking into that.


written by dw1117  | 2 years 4 weeks ago | CH
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perfect apparatus to market alongside my "asbestos dinner gloves"

They're sleek! they're fashionable! They're for preventing the knork from slicing you open!

Yes, looking good never felt so safe!


written by smibbo  | 2 years 3 weeks ago | CH
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Well, assuming that we're looking at the front, this is for lefties. Hooray lefty!


written by MarineGunrock  | 2 years 3 weeks ago | CH
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make it even more distinctive, with an extra prong-

how about a 3-in-one utensil, incorporate the spoon and knife, in one end-call it the messerspork!


written by choggie  | 2 years 3 weeks ago | CH
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Oh, by the way, nice sketch, yer court-appointed psychiatrist would be pulling reference books down if he had it.....


written by choggie  | 2 years 3 weeks ago | CH
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I'm looking into incorporate a spoon into it. My research team has shown that it could increase awesomeness by 112%


written by dw1117  | 2 years 3 weeks ago | CH
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I think the only place this might get you laid would be in jail. Sorry.


written by mlx  | 2 years 3 weeks ago | CH
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What exactly are you planning on doing with Derek Jeter once you buy him?


written by raven  | 2 years 3 weeks ago | CH
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