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Spam Haiku
posted by mlx 10 months ago • 462 views
keyboard jerkin' off
desperate for attention
spammers self-combust

now even worse than
The New Media Douchbag
gang ban the spammer

call me a post whore
but flooding sites with that crap
you'd blow for page hits
Comments subscribe to this feed
though it is tempting
Viagra's unneeded and
I've enough inches


How about limericks?!

Why spammers persist I'm unsure.
To all true Sifters 'round who are pure:
Let's spread out each spammer
and apply the ban-hammer,
for castration may be the sole cure.


written by lucky760  | 10 months ago | CH
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I'd give a *quality if I could. To the both of yas.


written by MarineGunrock  | 10 months ago | CH
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lucky's got some nerve
posting about his man size
wonder charms says


written by mlx  | 10 months ago | CH
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apparent to me
is "charms" has one syllable
that's not a haiku




written by lucky760  | 10 months ago | CH
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you are deflecting
i detect a tiny dick
wonder what charms says




written by mlx  | 10 months ago | CH
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Haiku War!


written by Thylan  | 9 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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missed this blog post
too lazy to read it all
dark clouds in the sky


written by looris  | 9 months ago | CH
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