I had a nice Christmas.  My family and I did all the classics:

 Humiliate animals,

Humiliate our children:

Pose with local celebrities (I mean the iguana),

and give books to each other.  By the way, none of those pictures contain me (I'm always behind the lense).  From one of the books, I offer a cartoon that made me think of Swampgirl's plea to keep it clean in the kids channel:

(If you can't read the caption, it says, "are you going to dispense candy with that mouth?")

And one more to fit my post-Christmas, more cynical stance:

 ("Lately I've had uncontrollable cravings for venison.")

Cheers!