Our company isn't doing too great and myself and a couple of others might be laid off tomorrow...or just given a part time role. Since I don't know how to handle my time without somebody telling me how to, I sense that I'll be getting into a lot of trouble.
I know you're thinking "why does this have to happen to rottenseed, he's such a nice fella". And to that one person who thought that and that obviously doesn't know me, I say: don't worry, I'll go back to slangin' rocks if I have to.
Point of the story: Who wants some crack?
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Sorry to hear the bad news. Seriously, why does this have to happen to you? You're such a nice fella. Oh well, I suppose that's the cosmic injustice of the world.
I'm sure some guy whose girlfriend I boned might not think it's an injustice, but I'm fairly confident nobody is keeping a cosmic tab. If somebody is keeping tabs, I'd be swallowing fiery demon sperm right now.
go ahead and feel free to use all those tax dollars blankfist had stolen from him, i know i am.
and really its only right he help support you now after he stretched out your anus like that.
>> ^blankfist:
Sorry to hear the bad news. Seriously, why does this have to happen to you? You're such a nice fella. Oh well, I suppose that's the cosmic injustice of the world.
I'm sure some guy whose girlfriend I boned might not think it's an injustice, but I'm fairly confident nobody is keeping a cosmic tab. If somebody is keeping tabs, I'd be swallowing fiery demon sperm right now.
^ it's so cute that you think you're so bad, rotten...
Sux. I'm on a 3 month contract that seems to be constantly teetering on the edge every three months. Though one part of me wouldn't mind the time off - I feel I might sink into the couch permanently if I had it.
I know...I was starting to get excited about the possibility of time off. Probably a coping mechanism, but it made me feel better.