Dunno what's going on inside our convention center, but I know the enveloping streets are full of weirdos.  Lots of cloaks and swords.  Not as many as years past,  but enough to make you "wtf" until you remember comic con is this weekend.

Breaking rocks out here on the chain gang
Breaking rocks and serving my time
Breaking rocks out here on the chain gang
Because they done convicted me of crime
Hold it steady right there while I hit it
Well reckon that ought to get it
Been working and working
But I still got so terribly far to go

I commited crime lord I needed
Crime of being hungry and poor
I left the grocery store man bleeding (breathing? )
When they caught me robbing his store
Hold it steady right there while I hit it
Well reckon that ought to get it
Been working and working
But I still got so terribly far to go

 

Thank you all for your kindness in these trying times.  As many of you know, I can no longer PM you or call the necessary invocations on videos or sift talk as I have been hobbled.  This severly cramps my style as I have grown so acustom to PMing everybody about the latest mischanneling I just invoked.  Also I'll have to write my comments correctly the first time because I cannot edit my comments.  Please excuse minor spelling errors.  Also,  because this is my blog, I'd like you all to know that we should not be angry at joedirt.  He knows no different.  He has been locked in his mother's basement since age 5.  Between biweekly feedings and looping Barney episodes, somewhere in between joedirt never gained as sense of community.  It's not his fault, it's his surroundings, so give him some love today and upvote his pqueue.

...booms the PA on a cop car at a 4th of July patron in sunny Pacific Beach.  Oh yea, and there's no drinking on the beach anywhere in San Diego anymore either.  The irony of celebrating the sovereignity of our country under the prohibitive semi-police-state was the only thing good about today.  Oh that, and for it, I am sober enough to blog to you about it.  I feel bad for the generations of young adults that will never experience the utter shit-house madness this place would be during the 4th of July festivities.  It was a canopy to canopy party.  Stop at any canopy to take a hit, do a keg stand, or a body shot.  It'd be so packed, you wouldn't be able see the water from 30 feet away from it.

 

c'est la vie.