Goodbye. no fanfare, no sifttalk post.
posted by smibbo 2 weeks 4 days ago • 323 views
I'm done.
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pretty much how I feel about it these days...
posted by smibbo 2 weeks 5 days ago • 191 views
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guess the song, know the person (a little bit)
posted by smibbo 3 weeks 4 days ago • 161 views

why not? You know you love this meme.

 Bear in mind this isn't all that representational of me; I skipped non-english songs, instrumentals and I only put ten because I'm lazy. Might do it again with ten more later.

1. Yeah, hey
When you wish upon a star
Dreams will take you very far, yeah
When you wish upon a dream
Life aint always what it seems, oh yeah


2. I've been thinking ‘bout things
For a long while
I'm feeling so calm
I've got a big smile
I have a view of the sun
Right over the sea
And now I can feel
Life is flowing through me

 

 3. [song title]  was everybodys sugar
She gave it all wherever it took her
They used her up before the sell-by date
To be so sweet was her only mistake
The only flower in a concrete garden

4.You set me up again
You make me lose my friends
I just don't know what I'm gonna do with you

Your feet are still on the ground
So you put me down
I just don't know what I'm gonna do with you

5. Come and listen you fellows, so young and so fine,
And seek not your fortune in the dark, dreary mines.
It will form as a habit and seep in your soul,
'Till the stream of your blood is as black as the coal.

6. Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and Ill bet youll feel nuts
Yes Im siskel, yes Im ebert and youre getting two thumbs up

7. Understand my mind
I know you'd like to find
The needs you hide inside
You'll see them if you try

8. (this is good for the blood!)
the percentage of us toe the line
the rest of us out of reach
everybody party time
some of us will never sleep again

9. Talk, it's only talk
Arguments, agreements, advice, answers,
Articulate announcements
It's only talk

 10.  Im not the one whos so far away
When I feel the snake bit enter my veins.
Never did I wanna be here again,
And I dont remember why I came





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back from hospital
posted by smibbo 4 weeks ago • 123 views
I had viral meningitis for the fourth time. I do not recommend it to anyone, although the painkillers are top notch, its only because the pain sure is too. Coming down and sleeping off the rest of the virus. Lil Miss has decided to try to make up for lost nursing time so I'm kinda attached too.
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I'm back, sorta
posted by smibbo 1 month ago • 189 views
now that I don't nurse 25/8, and when I do Lil Miss is not so nice about me typing on the keyboard, I am not online so much with things that need more than 30 seconds of attention. Yall wanna talk about our culture of attention deficit? Lemme tell you something.. it ain't television that's done that. It's babies.
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BWAHAHA!!
posted by smibbo 3 months ago • 184 views
Mine is the one trying to get away.




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I am allowed to be surprised
posted by smibbo 3 months 2 weeks ago • 220 views
because its been about eighteen months since I had menstrual cramps.



Note
to self: do not watch a horror movie when cramps happen. Panic attacks
are not fun. So far I do not think the IUD has made any difference. But
holy shit not only did I forget how painful cramps are, I forgot how it
can radiate throughout the rest of my midsection.



Enchanted is a very sweet, fun, nice movie. Highly recommended.
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apologies
posted by smibbo 3 months 2 weeks ago • 130 views

I got sucked into an addicting web browser game on facebook. Yes, facebook. A fellow SAHM turned me on to it and I am totally cracked out on it. It's called Packrat. I am NOT ashamed.

 

I'll be around more soon.... I got the bulk of my collections vaulted and soon will feel free to rejoin the sift as before....

 

Oh and Lil Miss is crawling now... that might have something to do with me not being around anywhere on teh web except doing that damend game (cuz I can play a little, walk away, play a little, walk away rinse repeat throughout the day and night)

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wow! should I be ashamed that it makes me happy?
posted by smibbo 4 months ago • 170 views

four promotes because I can talk like Choggie... *beams*

 

 

In other news... I misread a bumper sticker today.... I thought it said "Exit Reality is Growing" and pondered the possible meanings of that for at least ten minutes before I realized it said "Exit Realty is growing" which is obviously an ad for a realtor. Darn.... I came up with many cool ideas for "Exit Reality is Growing"

 

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how we pick the vids for Lil Miss' playlist
posted by smibbo 4 months 1 week ago • 148 views

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the quest begins...
posted by smibbo 4 months 2 weeks ago • 142 views

we have a plan.... we have the materials.... we have the know-how.... we are determined... the two.... the sleep-deprived.... the gamers-in-withdrawal..... we will prevail.... tonight...for the first time ever..... SHE HATH STAYED ASLEEP FOR TWO HOURS!!!

 

 

Soupskin put radio static on. Will that prove to be the magic tether we needed so desperately before to keep her tied to sleep?

Her top tooth finally broke through. Will that prove to be the magic balm she was waiting on to keep her from tossing fitfully throughout the night?

STAY TUNED FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS!!

 

If I seem to making entries and comments that have a lick of sense, then you'll knwo we were succesful in our quest.... for a baby that sleeps through the night.

*stumbles off to bed cheering quietly*

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blowing gum bubbles
posted by smibbo 4 months 3 weeks ago • 173 views

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did you know that I am magic?
posted by smibbo 4 months 3 weeks ago • 168 views

oh yeah like clockwork


 I laid down with Lil Miss to nap a little


 postal lady brings two packages to door


 meaning dogs went absolutely bugfuck


oh yeah


 wouldn't want me and baby to SLEEP now would we, Universe?

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open question for discussion
posted by smibbo 5 months 1 week ago • 353 views

my movie review of NCFOM caused the question to be raised: what films were so repugnant to you that you believe they were a waste of celluloid?

 

Just off the top of my head, I'd say "Cannibal Holocaust" - besides everything/one in it being absolutely awful, the "message" was sloppily done and hammered far too hard AND insultingly shallow - "civilized man is a far darker evil than the so-called primitives" - chee thanks! THAT'S ORIGINAL THINKING THERE! Cuz, you know, the history of mankind normally leads one to believe that civilized people are nothing but pure unabashed love  and kindness personified. /sarcasm

"Cannibal Holocaust" was the most putrid, mysogynist piece of crap I've ever seen. And it was chock-full of gore, violence and animal snuff.

 

Soupskin has just reminded me of another waste of celluloid: "Cold Creek Manor"

I can't even begin to describe how pointless, boring and mind-numbingly stupid that film was. I saw it with two other couples and we all walked out of the theatre opening wishing we had spent our triple-date doing something, anything more pleasant, like  say creating a fight club at a biker bar. In fact, whenever we rate bad movies, we often give a rating in "CCMP" - Cold Creek Manor Points. (I saw "Cannibal Holocaust" long before I was subjected to CCM but I'd say "Cannibal Holocaust" probably rates a full 10 CCMP)

 

SO what's your dark memory of "cinema"?

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My Valentine to me
posted by smibbo 5 months 1 week ago • 184 views

I decided I am allowed to do nothing productive today. I am even allowed to begin any number of projects and abandon them in the middle. I give this to myself for Valentine's day because the one thing I wish I could get the most is a guilt-free day!

 

So today I gave myself permission to do or not do ANYTHING (and harm ye none)

I am SO loving myself today!

 

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