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DUDE!! Your pants!?! You're an ADULT....really.
posted by youdiejoe 6 months ago • 756 views

I was standing in line (queue) at Costco the other day... I looked up, and I saw this....I gawked and gawked and then I thought to pull out the trusty iPhone and snap a photo.

This a 25-30 year old adult male, ADULT (he had his kid with him, who seemed able to pull up his pants to a normal hip/waist height).... It was amazing watching him get stuff out of his pockets. He probably could have used an Augbesian (follow link for definition).

Folks, maybe I'm old, too old...but really, what? WHAT?!? WTF! 

ps. not to mention the backwards ball cap... ::rolls eyes::

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Made even worse by the fact that he's white. Dude, pull your pants up.


written by MarineGunrock  | 6 months ago | CH
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Ever see a guy try to run in pants that low? It's kind of funny.

"Sagging" is the term used. He is a "sagger."

At a meeting of teachers (a high school where I taught), an administrator told the tale of some students (from the same school), with sagging pants, waiting at the bus stop. A sanitation worker stopped his truck and got out to fuss at them to pull up their pants.


written by dotdude  | 6 months ago | CH
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youdiejoe wrote:
ps. not to mention the backwards ball cap... ::rolls eyes:
How did I know? Before I got to the end of your post I already knew I was going to ask you if he was also wearing a backwards cap.


George Carlin:
Another abomination: white guys over 10 years of age who wear their baseball hats backwards. White guys, let me tell you something: you're never gonna be as cool as black guys. It's not gonna happen. You're white, and you're lame. It's a fucking law of nature. Turning your hat around and learning a complicated handshake will not make you cool.

And you black guys, since you started the whole thing, I'm going to let you stay with the hats a little bit longer, but I think really, once you qualify for Social Security, it's time to spin that motherfucker around to the front of you.



written by Grimm  | 6 months ago | CH
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How does it feel to be the ol' foggie who fusses at the younger kids with their damn rock music and loose morals?


written by K0MMIE  | 6 months ago | CH
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Shit, when I drive down the road, I'm often tempted to carry a box of belts, rope, or hell even pieces of extension cord (thank you Matt Groening) and throw them at people i see wearing their pants like this.


written by arsenault185  | 6 months ago | CH
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I should add that there were some instances of girls wearing the school uniform pants low, as well.


written by dotdude  | 6 months ago | CH
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Am I the only one who's first thought was "they're taking a piss"?

That's sad, maybe a friend with the same maturity level will come pants them.


written by thesnipe  | 6 months ago | CH
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>> ^K0MMIE:
How does it feel to be the ol' foggie who fusses at the younger kids with their damn rock music and loose morals?


Since when does 25-30 count as "younger kids"?




written by Grimm  | 6 months ago | CH
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ok, but how old was the kid, that he had with him?

i'm just thinkin' hey, maybe he and his kid? have this toilet-training exercise, where, once a week?

the kid doesn't wear a diaper, and daddy wears it for him.


written by my15minutes  | 6 months ago | CH
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The guys kid was 5 or 6 years old, well past potty training. I sensed in him a pride at the fact that he rebelled against his fathers "SAGGIN'" ways.


written by youdiejoe  | 6 months ago | CH
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Fashion victim! What REALLY cracks me up about that is the visible belt...


written by Issykitty  | 6 months ago | CH
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^well the pants have descended to below the ass, there's nothing else to hold it up but the belt. It's plain simple fashun fyziks.


written by rottenseed  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Did anybody else have a grandfather who wore his pants hitched up to his chest with suspenders? Maybe a bow tie? That was fashionable when he was young, and he never changed his style. Saggers are the same way. The style is from 15 years ago, and they got used to it. They still think it's cool. They're comfortable with it, the same way other people are comfortable with socks and sandles. Nothing you say will change them. Except maybe a young hot girl laughing in their face. Other than that, they're stuck. Be sad for them, as they look like idiots. Then take a hard look at yourself, because you are probably sporting some fashion from your youth as well.


written by MaxWilder  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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